Frozen Wednesday

Hey y'all!

Well, it's Wednesday, and sure enough, it's colder than the ice Bruce likes to munch on in the summertime.  Dang.  Me and Hansel got to talkin last night when it was clear the weather folks wasn't goin to change their minds about freezin us to death, and we decided it was time to get the hell out of Dodge!  So we jumped on our motorbikes and headed out.  We don't know when we'll come back, but we's headed to all points south, and we'll be reportin to you folks along the way.  So far, we made it to our new hometown of Tampa, and here's a picture of us navigatin the Bayshore Boulevard.  Sunrise is so pretty in Florida...

Til next time, this is me and Hansel, signin out!

Love Simon

Winter Daydreams

Hey y'all!

This is Simon.  If any of y'all follow me on Facebook, you can see that I am tryin my best to avoid the cold weather. It is terrible, and it ain't even that cold yet!  I can't wait to move to Florida, where it don't never get this cold except very rarely, and this is as cold as it gets, not like next Wednesday here when it's supposed to be 19 dang degrees!!   This is where I'll be Wednesday:

Me, all wrapped up in my cowboy blankie!

A few weeks ago (lookin back, I wish I'd saved this trip for NEXT week when it's gonna be so dang cold!) I visited Tampa, which is a wonderful city.  Some friends of mine just sent me the pictures, and I will share them with y'all as well, as I know you like to look at me on my adventures.

This is me ridin past Ybor City, where they make all the awesome cigars...

This is me ridin past these chicks lookin all cool.  Oh yeah, and they wasn't too bad lookin either...

We was havin so much fun in the sunshine, we even drove to Key West!

On the way back home, I was bored so I jumped a gator with my motorcycle.  I am an awesome rider!

Anyways, I'm back home now and it's cloudy and cold and no fun at all.  My New Year's resolution is definitely to move to Florida!!!  Until then, I'll be under my blankies, dreamin about sunshine and oranges.

Love Simon