We hadn't met yet, but my name is Simon Thaddeus Atherton. I know you can't wait to read all about me in this here blog, but basically I was born and then I crawled out the Mississippi River so I could have a life filled with adventures! I have been all over the world doin all kinds of things. My moms said you have too, and also you take pretty pictures, which is why I am introducin myself. I heard you like to swim with sharks and I'm pretty sure you and me is gonna be best friends cause I also love to swim with folks that some people thinks is dangerous! Take my friend Peanut. Now Peanut is about as vicious as a teddy bear, but cause he's like 15 feet long and weighs about 400,000 pounds (yes, he needs to get him on a diet--I keep tellin him!) people thinks he's scary! But Peanut and I go fishin with my other friend Ralph all the time. I will say, when we go together, nobody fights us for the best fishin hole! Hee! Here's a picture of us this one time...
Anyways, I wanted to talk to you about how you have this awesome opportunity to take my likeness with your sharks! I am very handsome, as you can see, and I would love to meet them sharks that act like Chihuahuas! My friend Lily is a Chihuahua and she is awesome. I can't wait til she comes to my house next weekend. Lily can't wait neither, as you can see. Maybe she could even come swimmin with us and then she could maybe meet her a new friend!
Let me know when you want to get started. In addition to bein very handsome, I am also a wonderful story teller and I will tell you all about my Grandpa Sanchez and how he won the Mexican Revolution, as well as all the adventures I have been on! I can't wait til we finally meet.
Love
Simon T. Atherton
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