Help Crepes!

Hey y'all!

This is Simon, and I'm here with my "associate" Paulie.

We are writin to you today to tell y'all about Catdance and a very special entry in the film festival called The Inheritance.  My friend Crepes and her folks has made a very wonderful movie about a guy who tricks...  Well, I don't want to give away the plot or punchline or whatever.

What you NEED to do is get on over to https://www.freshstep.com/promotions/catdance-festival-2014/play/the-inheritance/  and watch Crepes in action!  And then most importantly, go VOTE for Crepes's movie!!!  And I mean VOTE!  Make up some email addresses and vote for them!  Do it every day!!! Heck, if you get lucky you might just win you a Catdance tshirt.  My friend Alana calls this "Chicago style votin," and that is no lie!  Everyone knows that my great granddad (that's my mom's grandpa) used to run liquor for Al Capone durin Prohibition, and he had dinner with Al AND the governor AT THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION this one time!  That makes me 1/4 gangster, so I know all about it!  And that's what I'm talkin about--you need to vote with that level of corruption!!!  Vote for Crepes like she's gonna solve all your problems AND be the next American Idol!

And if you try to tell me that ain't right, let me tell you somethin!  Gettin a prize just because you's popular is a CRIME!  Takin a handheld camera and holdin it up to a cat for 4 minutes while he gets his belly scratched and does no actin whatsoever is NOT a reason to get an Oscar!  I am so mad about last year's film festival! Maybe cause I just found out about it last week, but STILL!!!  That shit ain't right!

But Crepes IS right, and talented as all get out, and so is her mom and dad, Alana and Michael.  They worked real, real hard on their movie, and it just ain't right if some other asshole wins.  I'm real passionate about this, sorry bout the cussin.  Anyway, please go vote for Crepes--like A LOT A LOT--and maybe win you a free tshirt.  Oh, and don't bother tryin to get a DVD rental with your Paw Points, cause they's all out of them.  Dang it.

Love Simon

...oh yeah, and Paulie.
(dude, you really should quit smokin!  just sayin...)

https://www.freshstep.com/promotions/catdance-festival-2014/play/the-inheritance/