Anyway, basically this chart says that if you're working, you're a tough butch man. If you're looking for work, you're a more casual gray, and if you're employed part time, you've got nothing to do but sit around and read a book (or is that dude crocheting?)
On the non-functioning side of the chart, the only way you get to retire is when you're so broken down you can't walk without a cane (and if you're a woman, clearly your estrogen levels are out of control, finally allowing you to grow a proper mustachio!) Note how the military representation looks just like a cop! My favorite stick figure is the representation of the institutionalized. Isn't that the popular haircut of the day? Does that mean the institutions let all the patients/inmates out?? Gaaaaahhhh!!!!!! What are we saying with our hair? What is appealing to us about looking like we're mentally ill? Is it a way to keep primal predators at bay? So fascinating...
Moving on... Men who admit to wanting to stay at home take on a shameful pink hue, and in order to assuage the desires of the right wing that women should be home caring for the babies, chicks get to be a different color that's not so shameful, although they clearly lose their hourglass figure! Want to work? Well put a spring in your step!!! Students are young males, obviously, and they must carry a heavy class load, since they have to carry both a briefcase AND a backpack--and also wear a tie? Shit! Who wants to do that???? Disabled=nauseous green. OMG. I LOVE THIS CHART!!!!!
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