Tribe Atherton State of the Union

This is Isabel.  We are not coming to you from Disney World, even though it looks like we are.  Nay, we are coming to you from our same old house on the eve of our moms ABANDONING US to go ride Space Mountain and get a wand from some jerk named Harry Potter.  As IT specialist of the house, it is my job to stay abreast of all the latest technology, so I'm using my PowerShop to make it LOOK like the rest of us are at Disney World, just so we can feel less depressed that we'll be freezing to death in Tennessee while Mom and Mama Rainy are galavanting around in the sunshine.

Now, let me tell you about the state of our house.  I have a headache.  Everyone is supposed to be writing on this blog, and so far at least 37% of our family is non-compliant.  To make matters worse, Bruce got up in the middle of the night last night and wrote some completely ridiculous post about chicken.  Good grief!  He makes it seem like we have nothing to do around here but think about food, and the truth is I haven't even eaten breakfast yet!  I'm up to my eyeballs with work and no one seems to care!  Also, my mom was supposed to get on here and explain the meaning behind Closet Wars, and so far she hasn't bothered!  What do you people have to say for yourself???  

 The moms are goin to Disney World??  How come no one told me??  I wanna go meet Mickey Mouse!

 Isabel, you have GOT to relax!  You are gonna give yourself a stroke!  Also, me and Hansel are sleepin, so keep it down.  Love, Simon

This new project I'm working on is very frustrating.  I don't have time for your silly blog.  -PA

 Isabel, this state of our union doesn't make me happy at all!  I want to go to Disney World!  Also, did anyone else have to get flea medicine this morning?  I'm concerned that it hasn't been cold enough this winter and the mosquitoes are going to be terrible in the spring.  We should just get in the bags and go to Florida.  

  I got my hair brushed this morning and I look AWESOME!  Love, the Bruce

 As I understand it, the moms are leaving us with Sage, who is a nice young man and will take really good care of us.  I don't think you should worry, Isabel.  Sometimes the moms need to go out of town.  My mom, for instance, is running in 5 races this next week and I'm very proud of her!!  Mama Julie is running in 2 of the races and then she's going to cheer for my mom.  I love my moms.  I hope they have a good time and I hope they don't worry, because we are going to take good care of the house while they are gone.  -Frankie Fitzgerald Atherton

 See what I have to deal with around here??  OMG, can I come on vacation too??  I need a nap!  

-Isabel, IT Specialist

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