So I was just about to turn in for the evening when all of the sudden, I started thinking about chicken! Chicken is great! You can roast it or grill it or fry it or whatever you want!
Where I live, people like to put a bunch of spices on it--it's called "hot chicken" and that is NO LIE! One time I stole my mom's hot chicken and I thought my throat was on fire! Even worse, later on something ELSE was on fire and I vowed right then and there that I was going to become a more discriminatory dog!
Anyway, chicken tastes really good when it's not covered in acid! I love the soft meaty part AND I love crunching on bones! Some people say I could choke but I think there's worse ways to die. Sometimes I steal someone's chicken and I get in trouble for that but I don't care, 'cause I got the chicken!! Hahahaha!
Sigh. I like chicken a LOT. Like A LOT a lot. Tonight, I'm pretty sure I'm going to dream about chicken. I'm sleepy now. Gnight...
My name is Bruce, and I rock!
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ReplyDeleteWow, thanks Mom! You know what? You rock!
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