Good evening everyone. I am broadcasting to you tonight from Super Secret Flight Training in preparation of my mission to build an International Cats ONLY Space Station. I'm really kind of sad that I have to do this because I'm going to miss my moms and my puppies and well, everyone...But Paco said we have to do this because some mean jerks are trying to have us killed because some birds died. I spend a lot of time inspecting our vehicles and judging by the amount of bird poop on our truck, I don't know where these "facts" are coming from. I haven't killed anything by the way, that's my brother Simon. I'm a nice guy to everyone.
I am reaching out to all of you to ask you to please tell the jerks who wrote that article to stand down. I think outer space is going to be cold and lonely. Plus, Paco is really getting paranoid up there all by himself and I can't imagine what kind of state he's going to be in by the time the rest of us get there. I know there's a lot of good people in the world and you won't let anything bad happen to us. I love you guys, please help us!
Love,
Lt. Griffin Atherton
Griffy is lookin' SNAAZZY!
ReplyDeleteAwww thank you Mama Rainy! I like your hat!
ReplyDeleteLove, Griffey