This Is Bird Crap!

Hey y'all.  I am fixin to go off to flight trainin, but before I leave, I want to show y'all the evidence my brother Griffin sent me back of how there is not a problem with birds goin extinct.  The following is recorded evidence that our truck Que Hombre has been assaulted several thousand times by dang birds who have no regards for other peoples' property whatsoever!  After you see this, you'll realize just how preposterous the lies bein told about me and my fellow cats in arms is.  Maybe the so-called scientists who did that stupid study should come to my house, maybe they'll find all their missin birds!  They're probly all here, takin a crap on my truck right now!

Love,
Simon

Griffin pointin out some offendin bird crap

Thousands of birds right over my brother's head.  He is very brave to be standin right under them!

These birds have got IBS or somethin!  There's no end to the crappin on poor Que Hombre!