Status Report 1.1

This is Paco, reporting from an unknown location in outer space.  You don't need to know where I am.  I am currently getting acclimated to anti gravity and space shuttle food while my team is assembling and preparing to rendezvous with me.  I only hope they can make it here safely, as there is a campaign back on Earth to destroy me and my ilk due to some exaggerated reports that cats are decimating the bird and rodent populations.  I am not surprised by this turn of events.  I have always known that people were out to get me and I have been making preparations for this trip for a long time.  Mama Rainy has made an allegation that I stole her schematics for the space station.  While I did--due to the emergent nature of this trip--take some of her work, the majority of this project is based on my ideas. I have offered her an olive branch and told her that she can come visit me here.  Otherwise she can take me to court.  Good luck, Mama Rainy.  I'm not coming back.

Signing off.
Paco Atherton, Mission Commandant
International Cats ONLY Space Station