Outrage!!

Oh my God!  I just finished readin a real ridiculous article in Science magazine sayin that I should be kept indoors and not allowed to hunt and even that I should be sent to the Great Beyond!! (http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/30/science/that-cuddly-kitty-of-yours-is-a-killer.html) "That Cuddly Kitty is Deadlier Than You Think" writer Natalie Angier is a nutcase, so let me just start with that!  OF COURSE I'm gonna go huntin when I'm outside, that's what I DO!  But I am NOT makin anything extinct, I'll tell you that!  Birds are always reproducin, they're some of the horniest animals out there.  I mean, there's many times I have to avert my eyes to keep from seein some stuff I really shouldn't be seein, like almost every day!  And yes, I've been known to get me a bunny for dinner once in awhile, and that's some good eatin.  Anyone who's heard the phrase "multiplyin like rabbits" should know that bunnies are also incredibly horny and frankly inappropriate in their love makin.  I think I will write a protest article about BUNNIES.  In fact, I would like to suggest that so-called "Natalie Angier" is really a fluffy bunny with decent typin skills, and she is on the warpath against me and my colleagues.

This is ridiculous!

I don't need to see this!!

Love, Simon