Hansel's Red Room Chat

Hi, this is Hansel (or whatever.) Very soon, we will be sending our best and brightest into outer space to undertake an incredible project: the very first International Cats ONLY Space Station. I have been assisting my brother Paco with this project for many months and we are excited to see our dream come to fruition. Our only hope is that we have not waited too long to leave, as the radical bird lovers are on the attack. (By the way, does anyone know why there's feathers next to the litter box?) Ahem!

Please support us as we go on our quest to escape jerky people and search for new universal life forms. What we will find out there, no one knows...

Hansel (or whatever)
Press Secretary
International Cats ONLY Space Station