This is Paco Atherton, and I'm in outer space. Many of you have wondered what kind of projects I could possibly be working on at the desk I share with Mama Rainy--well, this is it. I knew the day was coming when I would have to escape Earth and I decided to create an international space station for cats ONLY. My brothers and sister and even some of our friends will be connecting components out here for awhile and will send back transmissions to you as time allows. We hope for a successful mission and we hope to live free--for a little while at least--of the retribution that some bird and bunny freaks are trying to lay on us. Perhaps we'll meet some intelligent life elsewhere that will share snackies and laser guns with us. I'm trying to have hope.
Signing off.
Paco Atherton, Mission Commandant
International Cats ONLY Space Station
Ground Control to Tribe Atherton: Looking forward to what's to come!
ReplyDelete; ) Katie & Waffles TOO
Glogirly Crew: begin preparations for deep space exploration. -Paco
ReplyDeleteWhat! He stole all my schematics! Paco, that's plagiarism, or... something. Oh, that makes me mad - those were for a space station I was planning on. That's what I get for not locking my drawers...
ReplyDeleteMama Rainy, it was an emergency. You can come visit. -Paco
ReplyDeleteAww. I just can't stay mad at my Paco. :D
ReplyDeleteI had them copyrighted, in any case. Knock yourself out, you'll make me a killing in royalties!
By the way, black kitty. You know I'd never let anything happen to you, in this planet or anywhere. I'd fight that angry mob for you and win!